Honey Gatherer T-Shirts

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Bees v Wasps

Barbecue

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Beekeeping 101

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

We're having a dinner party.

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

Bee hives to let.

A beekeeper with their bees

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Either we take back the hive or your nose - up to you, pal.'

Wine Hourglass

Bees arresting a honey bear.

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."