Honey Gatherer Gifts

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Bees v Wasps

Barbecue

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Beekeeping 101

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Bee hives to let.

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

A beekeeper with their bees

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Either we take back the hive or your nose - up to you, pal.'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Bees arresting a honey bear.

Wine Hourglass

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."