Holly Gatherer Gifts

Holly Oh!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Barbecue

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'