Holly Gatherer Pillows

Holly Oh!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Grocery Shopping

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

We're having a dinner party.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Home for the Holidays

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.