Holiday Gatherers Pillows

Home for the Holidays

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

A child interrupting family prayers

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

'Toast'

Christmas Hugs

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Origins of a family tradition.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Saying Grace.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"