Awkward Gatherer Gifts

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Barbecue

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'...Plus six months for breaking my little hammer!'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'We only have red wine.'

'I couldn't find any mastodons, and besides, this is a big darn rabbit!'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

'A good boss knows his workers by their names. Look, there are 'Hey Dude', 'Yo Man' and 'Mack' followed by 'Sweetheart' and 'Eh buddy'.'

'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'