Cheerful Gatherer Gifts

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Midwest Winter Items.

Origins of a family tradition.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

We're having a dinner party.

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Parp!

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'We only have red wine.'

Old Country Buffet.

"Hoppy are the peace makers"