Forgetful Gatherers Gifts

Rose Toast

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"I'm back!"

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'