Forgetful Gatherers Gifts

Wait - no one brought drinks?

Rose Toast

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

We're having a dinner party.

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Home for the Holidays

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

"I'm back!"

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'