Forgetful List-makers Gifts

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Useless-memory lane

"I always create to-do lists."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Oops, this is my grocery list. I'll be back with the Commandments."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."