List Maker Extraordinaire Gifts

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Do you Barbara, promise to keep an organized household, with constantly updated 'to do' lists, so that your husband won't constantly walk around the house with a confused look on his face?'

"Oops, this is my grocery list. I'll be back with the Commandments."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

WHO checklist

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'I've got it written down...'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

List making as therapy.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"