List Makers Gifts

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'I've got it written down...'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Bucket List

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."