List Keeper Gifts

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

A Message from Marion

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Michael Jackson

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Mother's Love

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'You're always living in the past.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."