History Keeper Gifts

Honoring Pandemic Victims

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

Migrant Monument

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

CIA report

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Michael Jackson

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Harry S. Truman

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'You're always living in the past.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."