Legacy Keeper Gifts

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

"Sorry, Dad."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"One day, my son, all this will be your problem."

Michael Jackson

'It's been in the family for generations; ever since my great, great granddad robbed it from the Duke of Burford's gaff.'

Will Reading.

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."