Legacy Guardian Gifts

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Michael Jackson

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Earth Day Summit.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Sorry, Dad."

Nelson Mandela

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Obama planted it."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."