Heritage Guardian Gifts

"Have they no shame?"

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

Native America IS America

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Greece Burns

Deaths from Coronavirus

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Scot country dancing,

Pasadena Playhouse War

Planner at work.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Notre Dame Fire

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."