Family Legacy Guardian Gifts

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

"Have they no shame?"

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...batteries not included.'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

'I've brought my son in to show him the office.'

Greece Burns

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.