Heritage Guardians Gifts

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Forget what?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Pasadena Playhouse War

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Planner at work.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Notre Dame Fire

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"But is it Organic?"

"Have they no shame?"

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

Greece Burns

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Reselling for Fun and Profit

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"