Heritage Conservator Gifts

'What a useless eyesore!'

'Forget what?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Scot country dancing,

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Planner at work.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Notre Dame Fire

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Have they no shame?"

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

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Time Smoking a Picture.

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.