Heritage Conservator Gifts

'What a useless eyesore!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Forget what?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Pasadena Playhouse War

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Planner at work.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Notre Dame Fire

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"Have they no shame?"

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Reselling for Fun and Profit

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.