Heritage Conservation Gifts

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Forget what?'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Introducing Piza Island.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"I dunno...ask him."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Scot holding a heart.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Pasadena Playhouse War

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Scot country dancing,

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.