Heritage Conservationist Gifts

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Scot country dancing,

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Have they no shame?"

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."