Heritage Consultant Gifts

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Have they no shame?"

Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'So what do you do?'

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Did you celebrate Barack Obama yesterday? Why? Because it was President's Day and it's Black History Month. I celebrated half of him. When do you celebrate the other half? St. Patrick's Day. But he's only part Irish. West Fester.

Greece Burns