Heritage Consultant Prints

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Have they no shame?"

Greece

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Greece Burns

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.