Cultural Heritage Professional Gifts

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Easter Island.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"I made you a mixtape."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Cossack dancers

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Welsh Dragon

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Little boy dragon

Planner at work.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Mozart

European Loan to Greece

Early evidence for the existence of dogs.

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Notre Dame Fire

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of