Cultural Heritage Worker Gifts

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I made you a mixtape."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Cossack dancers

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Welsh Dragon

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Planner at work.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Established Clothing Stores

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Mozart

"An early impressionist..."

Social distancing,

'Ah-choo.' - 'Guggenheim.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

European Loan to Greece