Heritage Officer Gifts

Planner at work.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Scot country dancing,

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Notre Dame Fire

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

"Have they no shame?"

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."