Habitat Conservator Gifts

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Caliologist

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Scot country dancing,

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.