Habitat Preservation Gifts

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Forget what?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Caliologist

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Sea Change.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I dunno...ask him."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Rain forest ends here.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'

Wildlife Tree

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Notre Dame Fire

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...