Habitat Preservation T-Shirts

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Forget what?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Caliologist

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"I dunno...ask him."

Sea Change.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Pasadena Playhouse War

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Rain forest ends here.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Compassionate 'Conservation-ism'

Wildlife Tree

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Notre Dame Fire

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"I remember when this was all forest..."