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'I admire your floatibility.'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Caliologist

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"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Homeless count.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

Early House Hunting.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."