Habitats Gifts

'I admire your floatibility.'

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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Caliologist

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Homeless count.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Early House Hunting.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

Rain forest ends here.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'