Habitat Hero Gifts

Climate Change

Rain forest ends here.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"We're being phased out."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Non-Drip ?

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The household cavalry

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

You will always find a spot to garden

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Homeless count.

Pumpkin Time!