Honor Guardian Gifts

"I've come up with two alternatives. We can either fess up to the shareholders or eviscerate ourselves with this really big knife."

Memorial Day

US Capitol Building Toppled

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

Beefeater

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Beekeeping 101

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Will he be okay?"

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Bricklayers in goal.

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

"Okay, there's your flu shot...now let's talk about that blood pressure!"

Parenting Wonks

Flu Shot

Football Thinker

"When I go traveling, what can I take to prevent aids?"