Ethical Guardian Gifts

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Toys and environmental pollution

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"AI"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Climate Change

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

US Capitol Building Toppled

Tree Funeral