Ethical Watchdogs Gifts

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

Bush farewell.

"Fact amnesty"

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Donald Trump

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

EU Deal

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."