Guardian Of Dignity Gifts

"He intends to die with dignity. He desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Bumble Bee

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Beefeater

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Bleak House

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

In paradise

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"These hostas are out of control!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!