Guardian Of Tranquility Gifts

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"He likes it."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Careful."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Er...Eric..."

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Carer's Lament

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

"Too righteous?"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"

"I can't keep track of him, but I trust Google can."

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

'Billy, stop that'

World Peace