Keeper Of The Sanity Gifts

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Noise Pollution

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Check your conscience, Senator?

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Introducing clean conscience products

'How can you sleep at night?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Think - But not too much.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

"You are completely sane, but I think I can cure you."

"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

'One thing...I don't do windows.'

Gentleman recognises his own saddle horse being used to pull his carriage

Man returning hired horse which bolted into a shop

Transcendental Hygienist

Overprotection