Advocate Of Sanity Gifts

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'It's a silent protest.'

Relax.

African shadow

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Punkcakes

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Our property taxes went up agian."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'They suspect arson.'

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'What d'you mean you've been praying for a raise?'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Danger Ahead

"You're going to be OK, Frank. Just remain clam."

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

"For heaven's sake try to relax now you're retired."

World Peace

Make America Normal Again

The New Face of Political Campaigns

Elf on the Wagon

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

Shut Up

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

Always wear your helmet on site.