Sanity Preserver Gifts

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Noise Pollution

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Jesus swept.

Covid Vaccine

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'There was a what in your soup?'

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

Hygiene in food processing

'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"What have you been up to lately?"

'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Fighting Covid

"What's the big deal about speaking Spanish in your house, anyway?"

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"