Sanity Preserver Prints

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Noise Pollution

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Covid Vaccine

Jesus swept.

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'There was a what in your soup?'

'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

"What have you been up to lately?"

Hygiene in food processing

'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

"What's the big deal about speaking Spanish in your house, anyway?"

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Fighting Covid

'Children are out of the question, Margaret. One day all this would be theirs and I just couldn't stand that.'

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer