Sanitization Buff Gifts

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I'm going to get you fired."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Flan-eating bacteria

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'My dentist recommended it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Bacterial Cultural Center

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Uh-Oh!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Hospital Cleaning.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.