Sanitization Buff Gifts

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Flan-eating bacteria

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'My dentist recommended it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Wall Street...

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

"Uh-Oh!"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Connected Intersections Challenge

Hospital Cleaning.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"