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Sanitizing Gifts
Looking for a gift that highlights your loved one's commitment to cleanliness and health? Our sanitizing-themed items add a humorous or heartfelt touch to their routine. Whether for a health-conscious friend or a family member who loves staying safe, these products bring a bit of humor and personality to everyday sanitizing habits. Crafted with care and a dash of wit, they make memorable gifts that promote hygiene in a lighthearted way.
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
Hand Sanitizer
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Whack-a-molecule
Hand sanitizer
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
Criminal Germs
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."
"All brooms are useless. . .!!"
"Uh, I was drinking that."
Things I didn't know about before 2020.
Water.
"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."
"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."
"I'm not taking any chances!"
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
Hygiene the best vaccine
COVID-19 safty tips
"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"
Practice Bug Control this Season.
Janitor mops the floor.
"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."
"What have you been up to lately?"
The dark side of hand santizer
Sanitizer
Sanitizing Gifts Collection
Sanitizing Mugs
Explore our range of sanitizing-themed mugs for a daily dose of humor and hygiene. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate a clean start.
Sanitizing Pillows
Bring humor and comfort together with our sanitizing-themed pillows—great for sprucing up any space with a playful touch.
Sanitizing Prints
Add some humor to your walls with our sanitizing-inspired prints, perfect for lightening up any room with a fun, hygienic vibe.
Sanitizing T-Shirts
Check out our sanitizing-themed t-shirts to bring wit and awareness into everyday fashion. Ideal for those who love to promote a sanitized lifestyle.