Cleanliness Buff Gifts

"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"

Eurovision 2023

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Hygiene & Water

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Wall Street...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"Dr. Green...5 second rule...stat!"

Connected Intersections Challenge

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

The Messy Sink

"Thank God!"