Cleanliness Buff Pillows

"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"

Eurovision 2023

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Hygiene & Water

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Dogs shaving

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Thank God!"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Junior's Towel

The Messy Sink

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Super glue hoovering

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'