Bathroom Buff Pillows

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

WC problem.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

Mozart swimming.

Which one of these things is the soap?

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Miscommunication

'Take us to your leaker.'

Cool! Where'd you find the drink stirrer?