Dental Hygiene Buff Pillows

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Grassy breath?

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'-and who's next?'

Craft Floss

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'