Dental Hygiene Buff Gifts

Have you tried white strips?

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

Craft Floss

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'-and who's next?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.