Dentistry Buff Gifts

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The tooth fairy.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Toothbrush Romance

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."