Dental Care Buff Gifts

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Toothpaste Marketing Department

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'My dentist recommended it.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Dentimony.

'I'm afraid the surgeon couldn't perform your operation, because you weren't wearing clean underpants.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'You do dentistry?'